Drippy Steve

Ok, his name isn't really Drippy Steve, but it has a fun ring to it. I think the squad will use it as his alias. He is the Indiana based comedian, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz (for now). We know what you are thinking, does Indiana really have comedy? The short answer is yes, the long answer is, "if they say so." When Steven isn't spending his time resembling a potato, he does sit down comedy. As the newest on probation member of The Slaptail Squad, Steven is the extraterrestrial expert on the team. Is he well prepared? Nope. Does he try? Nope? Is he funny? Not really? But is he crippled? 100%, so he has that going for him. Book him for comedy, he may show up. Listen to this potato on the podcast, you will be disappointed.