the Swan

She is the Evil-Lyn, Padme, Harley Quinn of the Slaptail Squad. A woman who enjoys food with the type of determination and  aggression of a pack of wild dogs. She is a master of interruption, swearing, and perceived precognition when it comes to predicting what the Beaveman will say. Is she right? Rarely. Will this deter her attempts? Never. She is a boiling pot of anger and aggression disguised in sugary frosting. She is the best in the world at everything, except ball sports. Love her, but don't put your hands near her food. Except potatoes, you can have her potatoes.